Thursday, May 26, 2011

Resurrection, perhaps?

This blog has remained dormant for some time now. I had written about my trip to Jaipur, but never had the heart to post them online--it all seemed pointless, and I was getting tired of sounding vacuous to myself. 

But, I have to keep the blog alive. Hence this post. 

I am in the process of completing two screenplays for Resh Marhatta, called Roots and Yatra respectively. They will most likely go into production sometime in July, and finish principal shooting by the end of September. It feels good to know that two movies will be shot and completed simultaneously, and possibly be out in the theaters within the year. Simosh Sunuwar will direct both of these movies being shot in the US.

After that, I will start work on a script based on Soham Dhakal's idea. 

And I am trying to get published in a book form--a collection of short stories. Fingers crossed that it will happen within the year. That would be real nice. But getting published is a long, laborious process, so you never know.

See you around.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Sugar Heart...

Sugar Heart BP Thyroid...

I saw the "Sugar Heart" part first, in beautiful red type. I pondered it for a while, before seeing the rest. While it was only Sugar Heart, in the heart of Old Delhi, it had a different meaning. Then I saw a man in the next shop: the caricature ofthe obese Indian sweetmeats shopkeeper. Sugar Heart BP Thyroid...

(10 AM) Breakfast: 2pcs Tibetan bread, butter tea, omlette.
1st drink: A glass of water at the Gurudwara Sahib near the metro station
2nd drink: Fruit juice from a Sardarji's stall in Chandani Chowk
Lunch: Beef Biryani and Kadahi Chicken
3rd Drink: Vegetable Juice

time now: 2:30 PM

Delhi is positively hot right now. I desperately need a place to pee, and perhaps to sit and sip on something cold, preferably something that is not a non-alcoholic apple beer from Kashmir.

The highlight of the day so far has been seeing a patch of sunlight through a door and straying in. A man was sunning himself in what is now a courtyard, but was once a house of magnificance beyong words. It was built by Aurengjeb, the old man living there told me. I believe him: the brass gate, the alabaster pillars some standing and some fallen, a pool carved of alabaster, a raised dias of alabaster, delicate lattice over windows that were once the screen between the jenana and the main courtyard--the workmanship, the aesthetic, the very architectural life of the place belied its erstwhile glory.

The alabaster pool, the old man told me, used to be filled with the sacred threads of the Hindus vanquished by Aurengjeb, being forcefully converted to Islam. Apaprently, the women of his harem, his concubines and his consorts sat behind the lattice purdah and, as Aurengjeb fed hte "newly converted" muslims, said:

"hinduon ko sataya jaa rahaa hai...
"pakorey barsaya jaa rahaa hai"

Next was the Jame Masjid. Photo will be posted later.
A kid was hagglign with an old man over the price of mango toffees: mango juice reduced and cut into cubes. Before I could communicate to the old man that I would buy the candy for the kid, the kid was gone. So, I had to eat the candies. Um, yum, yum.

Boys on roofs were kite-fighting and training their piegons, but I got yelled at by an old man for taking pictures of the roofs. So much for tehjeeb.

Just outside the Chandani Chowk metro station is a tent-house for the homeless, called "Begharon ka Ghar," home for the homeless. They were being given food when I got there. An enthusiastic man over-heaped a hungry man's plate. The supervisor yelled: "Where will you put the vegetables? In your ass?" "Terey gaand mein rakhkhega sabji?"

A man had dolls made of fine rubber and silk, Rs 20 each pair, barely 3" tall. They would jump in the air, kiss each other, come closer, go apart, sleep, awake, dance. I was mesmerized. Magnetc, definitely, and some sort of remote switch. But all for only INRS 20. Awsome. He wouldn't tell anyone how the dolls worked. He just sat there, legs folded, immobile. I tried to video-tape it, but he stopped the game. He wouldn't explain anything unless someone bought a pair of dolls.

Someone bout a pair. The trick was very simple: he had the finest black thread running through the heads of the dolls, which then had to be hungon a line. Tugging the line a little made them dance. Simple wire-fu. Made me wonder if this was an old art form, or if he had invented itwith the thinbnest, strong nylon available. Because, it was impossible to see the thread, in broad daylight, albeit in the shade. Nevertheless, I was very impressed.

I have to  get hte cyber to break a Rs 500 note. Lets see if this works. I think I owe about Rs 20.

Majnu ka Tila

हम मजनू का टीलामें ठहेरे हुए हैं . वोंग्दें हाउस नामका तिबेटी होटल में हैं . परसों जयपुर को रवाना होंगे . रस्ते से ब्लॉग्गिंग करेंगे शायद . आज का दिन फोटो भी लेंगे बहुत सारे  , खाना के होंगे ज्यादातर . माफ़ कीजियेगा अगर आपको बहुत भूख लगे .

I am in Delhi, Majnu ka Tila, the  New Tibetan Refugee Colony, on my way to Jaipur. I think I will spend the day eating. Last night's meal was also fantastic: lungs, garlic beef, shyakpa, tingmo, rice. When I started eating, I was wondering if we [Suvani, Pranab, Self] hadn't ordered too much. We hadn't. Pigged out royally.  Just typing about it now is making me hungry, so I must go and attend to the animal need.

Delhi is warm! The taxi driver last night was bundled up in a shawl, shivering, sick--he admitted--and laughing on the phone with his friend that he had been sentenced to death--मरवा दिया, यार!--because he had to drive out for an hour and half from the airport. But the air outside was balmy, if anything. It was the fog, or the smog, or the smoke belched out by massive power-station kilns along the road that made the city look less warm than it really is. Right now, it is sunny outside. The Jamuna is but a dirty ditch behind the hotel, and my fingers aren't shivering as I type. A big and much appreciated difference between Delhi and Kathmandu.

I did not want to blog about this trip--what is the point in writing about every little thing that happens to ME! and every little thing I see and everything that gladdens and saddens me?

But, I do know there are a couple of people who still wish I would post more frequently on this blog. So--Kasnatscheewa, Maden, Furber,  Whyte, Dang, Moitra--if you are reading, this is for you.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Pranab Raj Lohani gets his ball and chain



Notorious Play-Baboon of Kathmandu, San Francisco and New York City, Mr. Pranab Raj Lohani, is finally settling down, breaking many a heart around the globe. 


All y'all in Kathmandu that know of this hunk of hirsute virility are invited. Much fun will be had, and those of you mountain goats unable to make it here will be much missed. Because much fun will be had. By those of us here. Hell yeah! 

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Come to Patan this weekend!

Planet Nepal festival organized by Alliance Francaise काठमांडू. 

awesomeness galore!

http://www.photocircle.com.np/?p=319 




Tuesday, September 7, 2010

New Addiction

Pulling out nose hair. The more painful, the better. Makes me cry bitter tears? Awesome.

It is actually quite addicting.

Eenjwaay.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

A line of "dialogue"

This is a line I found in one of my scripts, a teenage romance type. In it, a McLovin character says to his friend: 

"Stop it! It is time to shave that beard off the face your heart, remember? Now let it fly, boy!"

I think that one sentence will be translated as:

 "चुप! अब तेरो दिलको अनुहारबाट ट्रेजेडीको दाह्री खौरने बेला भयो,  बिर्सीस? ल, अब उड़ाईदे  (चंगा) !"

I really want this movie to be made. It is full of masala. It is young and fun. Really, really hope it gets made soon enough. 

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Hari Bansha-- a new joke

Bhushan just told us an urban legend, outrageously funny about Haribansha Acharya. He is one half of the MaHa comedy duo.

Apparently, there was a time when he couldn't go to people's funerals, because whenever he showed up, regardless of the gravity of the situation, people laughed uncontrollably.
NT and I laughed uncontrollably when we heard that.

Innit?

Some kind soul compiled and translated few "Check Please" skits from Goodness Gracious Me.

YouTube - Goodness Gracious Me - Check Please

I think this is how most men feel in the inside when they meet a new woman.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Nepalnews coverage

Briefly, the news about Kohi ... Mero became the headline news on www.nepalnews.com
http://www.nepalnews.com/main/index.php/news-archive/8-news-in-brief/8714-kohi-mero-released.html 

Kohi ... Mero response

कोही ... मेरो फिल्मको समीक्षा / समालोचना आउन थालेको छ . अहिले सम्मा सबै रीव्यु नराम्रै छन . सबैले फिल्मको कथा नै नराम्रो छ भनेका छन .

Kohi... Mero premiered yesterday. I inadvertently spent the entire day outside the box-office at Jai Nepal: I was waiting for a friend, it was raining, he was waiting for somebody else not very far from the theater, etc. I was also keeping an eye on the ticket sales by checking how many seats had sold in each section.

I met Akhtar Husain, a semi-precious stones and jewelry seller from Ajmer, Rajasthan. He foisted a ring unto me and made my wallet lighter by NRs 560, and will be coming to Jai Nepal at 6 PM today to sell me a Pukhraj, which is a yellow stone [yellow sapphire]: basically, a piece of silicon crystal latticed with a metal oxide. He says I'll have to pay some 3.5K for it. Why? I don't know. But it is Ramdan, a month when Muslims are supposed to do good, and expect Allah to be generous to them.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Kohi Mero releasing on Friday, 27 August

कोही मेरो भन्ने चलचित्र बल्ल रिलीज हुँदै छ | खूब धुक-चुक भएको थियो--रिलीज होला, नहोला पत्तो थिएन | अब चाहीं पक्का भए जस्तो छ | म मेरा साथिहरुसंग यही शनिबार बेलुका जय नेपाल जांदी छू फिलिम हेर्न | ठुलो  कबीला होला जस्तो छाँट काँट छ | आजै बीस जना पुगे | शनिबार सम्म पुग्लन अर्को बीस | चालीस जना भए पछि त हलै थर्काऊने हो |

Kohi...Mero is releasing this Friday, with a press show at 8 AM--a very bad idea, all of my journalist friends say, because nobody wants to come to Jai Nepal at 8 AM on Friday just because it is a free show. Most people work extra hard on Thursday nights to get the magazine/weekend edition out the next morning, so it is unreasonable to expect they will come. But, that is what the producers have decided.

There is also a press meet tonight [Monday night] in Baneshwor. I haven't been able to convince *any* of my journalist friends to come--they are calling it a non-event.

The true event will be on Saturday, at 6PM, at Jai Nepal. I am trying hard to get some 30-40 tickets for the movie. Going the inside route. So far, they've pulled the red-tape on the program: only after Wednesday may I make reservations. But I don't see why it should be a problem, as I am trying for two days before.

In which case, it will be awesome funtimes. I had initially thought of buying the tickets myself, but now I know I can't afford all the tickets. So, if you are interested in joining me and my crazy friends from Budhanilkantha and from my Kathmandu life as a writer, write to me at prawinadhikari@gmail.com and I will include you on the list.

Keep it a secret, though.

Big grin.